Richard Curtis Verses the Publishing Industry

After a hiatus of some fifteen years, the verse-atile agent returned to PW in 2007 with "The Year of the Platform," which boasted such lines as,
But are our values turning asswards
When opening books requires passwords?
PW's 2008 year-end issue is out and carries Curtis's latest poetic effusion, "The Coming of the POD People". Here's a taste:
Just when you feared you would be fired
Or simply forcibly retired,
Wait! Belay robe and pajamas --
Acquire books about Obamas!
First Puppy, Guppy, Daughter, Spouse,
A veritable Obama House.
Success? One thing alone is vital:
Just put the Big O in the title.
The only problem is that if you really enjoy his latest poem, you'll have to wait a whole year before you get to read another new one.
John Douglas
Poem excerpts (c) Richard Curtis reprinted from Publishers Weekly, December 31 2007 and December 22 2008, Reed Elsevier Magazines.
Labels: Humor, Publishing in the 21st Century, Richard Curtis